Editor's Note: Our colleagues at Dundalk Patch culled the Internet and came up with favorite reasons for football fans everywhere (ok, mostly Baltimore, Cincinnati and Cleveland) to hate the Pittsburgh Steelers. For local Steelers fans, our apologies.
Here goes:
1. Steely McBeam: As one blogger put it, the mascot looks like the deranged offspring of Bill Cowher and Marge Simpson. Two years ago, one of the men who hired to play the mascot was arrested on charges of D.U.I. He had a blood alcohol level of .166 after running a red light. Then McBeam, according to a report in the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, complained the ground wasn’t level after failing the walk-and-turn test three times. Just like a Steeler to make excuses.
Oh, and McBeam was apparently unable to verify his correct address. Heinz Field, right McBeam?
2. Ben Roethlisberger: “Big Ben,” of course, often seems to have the brains of a mascot off the field. Several summers ago, the Pittsburgh quarterback hit a car with his motorcycle, which he was operating without a valid Pennsylvania motorcycle license—or helmet. Of course, that behavior just hurt Roethlisberger.
The quarterback was suspended for six games at the start of 2010 season by the NFL for violating the league’s personal conduct policy after being accused of sexual assault by a 20-year-old college student.
3. Steroids: All those Super Bowl rings in the 1970s? Remember those Steeler linemen with the tight, short sleeves and huge guns. Hmmm. Among others, Steeler center Mike Webster admitted using steroids. So, did tackle Steve Furness and guard Steve Courson.
Jim Haslett, then coach of the New Orleans Saints, admitted to experimenting with steroids as a Buffalo linebacker, and has said the use of those drugs among NFL players started with the Steelers.
4. Terrible Towel: Created in 1975 prior to a playoff game against the Baltimore Colts at behest of the Steelers’ flagship radio executives looking for a gimmick to increase sales. According to the story, Steelers’ announcer Myron Cope went along with the ploy after first protesting against a “gimmick,” to create fan interest. Cope was promised a bonus—if he came up with something that took hold. The rest is misery, as they say.
5. Terry Bradshaw: Overrated quarterback bouyed by some of the best defensive squads ever and a great running attack. Career passer rating: 70.9. Career completion percentage: 51.9 percent. Threw two more career touchdown passes than interceptions. Embarrassing singing and acting career, not to mention broadcast work—wash out anything accomplished on the gridiron.
4. Six-Purgh: Soooo clever. Pittsburgh has won six championships. Got it. Baltimore has four—the 1958, 1959 and 1970 Colts, and the 2000 Ravens. Remember, the Steelers’ won one Super Bowl because Cowboys’ tight end Jackie Smith dropped a wide-open touchdown pass in the end zone. And in another, they squeaked past the Arizona Cardinals. Pittsburgh, which started playing in 1933, also has about 25 more football seasons under its belt, including the years after the NFL allowed Bob Irsay to steal the Colts.
7. Steeler bars in Maryland: If Pittsburgh’s so great, why do Steelers fans keep moving to Maryland? Pittsburgh’s population has fallen from a peak of about 675,000 to a little over 300,000. I’ve been to Pittsburgh and there aren’t any Baltimore sports bars there. Who wants to live in an abandoned town in the Midwest? Meanwhile, so many Steelers fans have moved to Baltimore, they’ve got their own sports bar at the Purple Goose (Oh, the irony in that name), and 19 in Maryland overall, according to www.steelerbars.com.
Go home!
8. Hines Ward: The Steelers’ wide receiver was voted the dirtiest player in the NFL in a 2009 poll of 296 players. Ward received 11.9 percent of the vote, nearly double that of his closest peers, Albert Haynesworth and Joey Porter (a former Steeler), who garnered 6 percent each. No Ravens made the Top 10, but Polamalu (Reason No. 9 to Hate the Pittsburgh Steelers) came in at, that's right, No. 9.
9. Troy Polamalu: The Pittsburgh strong safety is a great player and seems like a nice guy off the field. Fine. But his Head & Shoulders shampoo T.V. ads are beyond stupid— worse than even Ray Lewis’ Old Spice commercial. C’mon, a football player whose hair is insured with Lloyd’s of London?
10. Yinzers: Baltimore vs. Pittsburgh is also a battle of two of the most peculiar dialects in the U.S. We’re Bawlmer, right? We’re the ‘hon'-belt. Original Charm City. In Pittsburgh, they don't say “you guys," they say, "yinz." Local blue collar fans are known as "yinzers." For real. They pronounce their all vowels flat, like “dahn-tahn, for “downtown,” as one Cincinnati Bengal blogger explained it perfectly. And Pittsburghers say "pop" instead of soda. Not soda pop, just "pop" –which proves they don’t know if they belong in Pennsylvania (eastern state) or Ohio (midwestern state).
Just listening to former Pittsburgh head coach Bill Cowher and University of Pittsburgh graduate Dan Marino every weekend should be enough to make any self-respecting Baltimore Ravens fan sick.
But good luck today.
ABIGAIL
11:05 am on Saturday, January 15, 2011
PEOPLE WHO HAVE SUCH A STRONG DIS-LIKE BORDERING HATRED FOR STEELERS ARE MOST LIKELY A FAN OF THE RAVENS. THEY SAY JEALOUSY IS THE STRONGEST MOTIVATION. SO MAYBE THE RAVENS WILL GET BETTER WITH ALL OF THIS ANIMOSITY TOWARDS THE STEELERS! GOOD LUCK WITH ALL OF THAT!
Jan Hicks
11:07 am on Saturday, January 15, 2011
Ha! Jealousy - it's an ugly thing! Here we go Steelers! Here we go! :D
sheila
11:15 am on Saturday, January 15, 2011
Pittsburgh isn't in the Midwest. If you are gonna dis a town at least get its location right
Amy
11:18 am on Saturday, January 15, 2011
Ditto on the jealousy comments. Here we go!!!
Robert
11:32 am on Saturday, January 15, 2011
#1 we don't have an official mascot you are a little late with mr mc beam there
#2 It is imposible to say where steroids started in the nfl here was never an investigation everything said is conjecture and of course the team that won the championship those years will always get the brunt of such speculation
#3 Of course the towel was created to hype the team that is the point of having a pro team creating a bigger fan base, never the less if you are going to go that route then having it be a boon for charities is the model of how to do it.
Ann
11:52 am on Saturday, January 15, 2011
Wow - reading about Mr Cassie is pretty boring considering He was originally from Pennsylvannia! He probably has to like the Ravens since he is a writer for a Baltimore publication..... he probably is a Steeler fan and actually hangs out in the Steeler bars in MD (#7).
So nice way to get hits on the internet too!
I agree & laugh with the 5 people before me who have commented on this silly post/article.
GO STEELERS! YOU CAN BEAT THE RAVENS !!! LET'S SHOOT FOR RING #7
mario
12:59 pm on Saturday, January 15, 2011
I am not even a Steelers fan and this article totally annoyed me. We need to clear up a few things beyond the mid west mistake. Pittsburgh people do not move out of Pittsburgh to Maryland as the article suggests. Pittsburgh won 4 world championships in the 70's which made it a national team with a national following. I can't tell you how many people I run into that are huge Steelers fans and are not from Pittsburgh. By the way, there are many Steelers bars in other states.
Ray Lewis was the Super Bowl MVP in a real snoozer of a game against the Giants and a few short months before that faced murder charges. I little bit worse than Big Ben's antics that got him in the public eye. I am not sure the Ravens would have won the Super Bowl without him.
Finally, I don't really think you can mix the Ravens and the Colts. The Ravens became a team when Modell pulled them out of Cleveland in 1995. I can see your point for blending them as the Colts, but remember the Steelers own the Ravens and the Colts. The Steelers record against the Baltimore Colts/Ravens is 28 wins and 14 losses. I would be envious of the Steelers too!
Debra Carney
1:19 pm on Saturday, January 15, 2011
Well guess what, WE DO NOT CARE if the Ravens hate every single citizen of the City of Pittsburgh and every single Steeler fan across the face of the EARTH. We're still going to whoop them and they all know it. GO STEELERS!
joe miller
1:52 pm on Saturday, January 15, 2011
yinzers are gonna wreck ya! super bowl needs won! picksburgh gonna do it!!! you maaad 'cause we stayyylin on you!
Rach
10:20 pm on Saturday, January 15, 2011
Too funny and TRUE! I loved it and sent to all my miserable Pburg friends! I've never met any fans that whine and complain more!! Too funny! Especially #7- Stay in Pburg and outta Maryland! I hate going home and having to deal with Steelers fans! It's so annoying!
Jan Hicks
7:33 am on Sunday, January 16, 2011
Hmm, I wouldn't say we're too miserable after yesterday's win! No whining and complaining here. Like I said, jealousy, it's an ugly thing. ;)
DyanSwan
5:30 pm on Tuesday, January 18, 2011
After Sunday's game, I guess that you now have 11 reasons to hate the Steelers.
Shell
2:11 am on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
It just cracks me up that so many Pissburg fans are actually reading an article about hating Pissburg...