Throneroom Review 2: Fresh & Green's

The quality of a public restroom can make or break your whole experience with a business.

So I decided to review public bathrooms in Broadneck, not only to find which businesses have the best facilities in the area, but also to let people know which to avoid, if possible.

I've picked a few qualities I feel are important to all bathroom experiences, which you will see in the review. With any luck, this feature might inform some businesses that they need to get their thrones in order.

Fresh & Green's in Arnold:

• Cleanliness: Mysterious liquids on ground I stepped over to avoid, paper towels littering the area, spraypaint on parts of the furnishings, trashcan stuffed until overflowing. A musty odor clung to the air. I've been in worse, but I've definitely been in better. The sign outside the door said "Clean Restrooms Are A Top Priority!" But I wasn't so sure after my visit.
• Size: Spacious, but considering it's the only public stall in the entire establishment, probably ill conceived.
• Decor: Not much to speak of aside from the hollow sentiment of the cornucopia filled with fake flowers.
• Ambience: None.
• Changing stations: One changing station in the family restroom, and it was tagged with spraypaint. A strange choice for territorial expression. But points for having one at all.
• Toilet paper: Single-ply, bottom of the barrel, but adequate.
• Overall rating: 2.5 out of 5.

Have a bathroom in mind that I should review? Think I should add a review category? Please let me know in the comments!

This blog was originally posted August 1.